I AM EZIOS BASTARD CHILD WITH SOFIA CALLED VANNIPOLÉi’m the fuckin chosen one who kills dragons every day
much better than my real life, really
Layto-
NO
NOOO FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Minecraft … I’m ok with this :U
THANK GODNESS I PLAYED ON PEACEFUL!
HALO
shit, there’s Flood everywhereI AM THE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONBORN
vectorman. i’m made of balls
I’m dead. 8(
Little big planet?
I’m totally cool with that
Minecraft
shite
FUCK YOU I’M DRAGONBORN
steal all the things
It costs $500 to change my sex, appearance, and accent. I am effectively immortal. I am surrounded by hot bipches and blow shit up and own a city and I have future guns and future planes/helicopters. Saints row 3 YEAH
FUS RO DAH.
LA NOIRE.
Hello madam I know your husband is dead and you are grieving BUT YOU ARE A LYING SACK OF SHIT YOU GODDAMN WHORE TRAP FROM HELL. AND YOUR CHILDREN’S CLOTHES ARE FILTHY.
Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood.
Aside from having to kill people as my livelihood, I’d say I’d lead a pretty fun life. BRB skipping along rooftops.
Wait, wait, does Pokemon count? Probably not. :C
the legend of zelda ocarina of time
hey I live in Hyrule sweet :)
(Source: streudelkitty)
BF1942 mod Desert Combat. Not bad. But if mods don’t count, Diablo 2.. FUCK YES!
*slow, shivering gasp of disbelief* Skyrim… Also, love the FUCK YOU NOOK. comment. We all know which game he played....
((Forever making music on FL Studio for the people of the Internetz. AWWWWW YEAAAAA. And yes, it’s a professional game...
Mass Effect, fuck yeah
Resident Evil 5… I Like it..a Lot :3
Grad Theft Auto 4 I can deal. :D
Heeos15: Yu-Gi-Oh: So your saying that me and Yugi are destined to play card games for all eternity? Yes. ...
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness. …...now? Well, my in-game character ended...
Portal 2. I’m fucked.
Pokemon FireRed…. …During the Nuzlocke Challenge… ALL MY FRIENDS WILL DIE
kid icarus uprising ……FUCK YEA I’M GONNA FLY BITCHES!
Recettear: An Item Shop’s Tale. …
My life is now Assassin’s Creed?
……………….FIRE EMBLEM………………… YES YES FUCK YES *SEXES UP IKE* FUUUUUUUUUCK YES QUQ
Journey….HECK YEAH!
DRAGONS.DOKAVIIN...2!ARKHAM CITYZelda.i
… POKEMON BLACK. YEAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tropico 3. I guess I’m going to be president of a small Caribbean island nation.
Worms armageddon. ohshit! o.o…
Silent Hill 2. sweet jesus i’m fucked. at least pyramid head
Uh.. Forza Motorsport 4.. so.. I get to drive tons of great cars. yeah, no, I’m okay with this.
Journey. I could get used to that.
Pokemon Soul Silver. I’ve always wanted to be a Pokemon master ;P
Rayman Origins. So essentially like a drug trip?
I was an Aztec… and dominated the world. c:
Cave Story +. I’m a robot soldier trying to save a race of bunny-people things who live on a floating island from an...
….im an epic mickey mouse x_x …disneys castles belong to me !!
Soul Calibur V. My life is incredibly dangerous. 8|
Megaman Zero. Huh.
Infinity Blade. I die because I’m not strong enough to kill the God King and my descendants throw away their lives over...
crazy and magical, with zombies, I guess.
I very rarely reblog these things but then I saw this and, well, you see, the last game I played was Mass Effect 3 and I...
I’m this person: SO PRETTY MUCH THE MOST AWESOME EVER.
Super Smash Brothers Melee. Lol.
Left 4 Dead 2, with Pip
Pokemon Black. My life is awesome.
…Super Paper Mario? Well okay then. I suppose it’s pretty good in between the boss battles.